Perhaps the only situation that could possibly be worse for the collective psyche of Cleveland than Josh Cribbs’ departure is the departure of Phil Dawson. Tuesday, Phil Dawson had a few things to say on Twitter. You may want to make sure you’re sitting down and that you don’t have any sharp objects near you […]
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The Browns made official this afternoon that they have sold the naming rights to Cleveland Browns Stadium to locally-headquarted First Energy. My initial thoughts on this development are much like they were when the Indians announced that Jacobs Field was being re-named Progressive Field. I’m not so deeply attached to the name that it really […]
Here’s our new coach, spiffy orange tie and all: Fun fact that isn’t fun at all: Joe Banner was the only one not wearing an orange tie. Jimmy Haslam was wearing an orange tie. WHY WAS BANNER NOT WEARING AN ORANGE TIE? I’ve taken some time to digest this morning’s press conference, and even after […]
It’s 10:24 PM, and I’m now frantically writing to get all of my thoughts and reactions down about the new hire. First, here’s what Joe and Jimmy are probably doing right now: You can tell how excited Schefter is about the hire. He’s already taken so many victory shots he can’t spell anymore: Anyway, my […]
If you’ve been following along on Twitter through the Browns’ rather exhausting coaching search, you already know that I am actually pleased that it appears that Chip Kelly is off the table as a candidate. It’s also comforting to me to know that the Bills took on the Doug Marrone experiment. I’m calling this the […]
Sadly, today will mark the last game day post of the 2012 season. The Browns head into the finale in Pittsburgh bruised, battered, and knowing that the entire front office and coaching staff is about to be blown up yet again. Still, we don’t focus on negativity here, so I am going to stay optimistic […]